Monday, July 29, 2013

Skaven for CTA - Ratz N Da Hood

So I wanted to change up my Skaven for Call to Arms after running similar lists at Runefang and Horned Rat. Being a boy from Pomare and therefore having enormous street cred, living how I is (see what I did there) in the mean streets of Khandallah, Seerlord Morskitta decided to go gangsta!

Here's the list I'm packing (getting into the lingo now, biatches):

Seerlord Morskitta - Bell (nice ride), Skalm, Power Scroll, Dragonbane Gem

BSB - Standard of Discipline (keeping the homies in check)

Engineer - Level 2 (packing extra heat), Condenser, Doomrocket (pew-pew)

Engineer - Level 1, Dispel Scroll (word), Ruby Ring (more heat...oh this works on so many levels)

Engineer (pretty fly for a white guy)

Assassin - Weeping Blades, Potion of Strength (Mr. One Man Gang)

33 Stormvermin - Full Command, Storm Banner (Foot Soldiers, my homos homies)

40 Slaves (biatches)

40 Slaves (more biatches)

39 Slaves (even more biatches)

22 Slaves (running short on biatches)

6 Gutter Runners - slings, poison (pew-pew)

6 Gutter Runners - slings, poison (more pew-pew)

Hell Pit Abomination (one nasty mofo)

Doomwheel (Drive By with souped up hydraulics)

Doomwheel (Don't you be eyeballing me)

Skaven Styln' N Da Hood Pomare Style

Seerlord Morskitta has oodles of street credibility and will be popin' caps while downing a trim soy latte at a table near you. Peace out.


  1. Couldn't stop laughing at the "my homos" and the "even more biatches/ running short on biatches"

    Well done Pete, I'm almost sure that your skaven will be the next big thing after the "Killer Bees"

    And the picture with Ice Cube, lol

  2. You're about as gangster as Carlton Banks.

    1. I didn't know who Carlton Banks was. I had to put it in the Goggle

  3. Pete you just lost some "street-cred" combining lingo from English Chav's and American West-coasters, forgetting our own unique NZ gangsta vernacular. Such terms as "yous manus", "honest to...honest to who? Honest to G.O.D", "Skux" and other fantastic terms as "all of the dae's".
    Please keep it unique New Zealand.

    1. I don't think I've ever heard any of these terms.

    2. You don't have the pleasure of living in Auckland nor work in South Auckland...

    3. But he lives in South Central... sorry, Tawa.

  4. as an award winning hip hop superstar, i find this highly offensive