Thursday, November 1, 2012

Post-Sandy "Rat-pocalypse - Civil Wars Predicted

From AFP News Service:

Displaced Warlord Attempts To Sieze Power From Local Grey Seer

"Displaced rats will interact with local rat groups, probably in quite aggressive encounters. Those encounters will decide who is dominant, who stays and who leaves."

And for those terrified by the prospect of street corners overrun by aggressive rodents, he had calming words.

"Most rats would try to go back home once the water subsides. They are very loyal to their home territories and groups and can find their way home from quite far away."

He added that while breeding would quickly bring the rat population back up to pre-storm size, there was "no reason to expect it will get bigger."

Be afraid, very afraid!